Steam game

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

$4.99 December 16, 2025

By Hmph. Studios

Windows
View on Steam
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - Hmph. Studios. Popular. Released December 16, 2025
Screenshot of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf gameplay showing in-action mechanics Screenshot 2 of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - additional gameplay view Screenshot 3 of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - more gameplay footage Screenshot 4 of This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - final gameplay screenshot

Overview

About this game

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie.

Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you.

Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too.

Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards

Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together

Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor

Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call

Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend)

Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.

Studio lineup

More from the same developer

More

No cost picks

More free games like this

More

Same category

Same tags, different developer

More

More like this

Similar games

More Perma Death games