Overview
About this game
Congratulations, President… you won. Somehow.
Now the real chaos begins.
Darkly comedic political satire game where you sit in the big chair and make the kind of outrageous, half-baked, and “totally stable” decisions only a freshly elected leader could dream of.
Every day, your cabinet of misfits, cronies, and questionable advisors marches into your office to present you with urgent issues: border walls, alien invasions, scandalous rituals, housing crises, and whether or not you should ban pineapple on pizza.
It’s your call. Address the problem, ignore it, or go off-script and unleash pure presidential insanity.
Features
Rule With Style (or Chaos): Sign executive orders that boost your power, empty the treasury, or plunge your people into total anarchy.
Meet the Wild Cast: From billionaire tech bros to Illegal Alien Invaders, every advisor has their own bizarre agenda—and they’re all convinced they know best.
Juggle the Stats: Balance money, happiness, military, population, and your international “war-o-meter”.
FAFO Meter: When diplomacy fails, unleash a F around and Find Out moment and remind the world who’s boss.
Multiple Endings: Become a beloved ruler, a despised tyrant, or the reason nobody survives the year.
Choices Matter: Every choice will define your presidency.
