Overview
About this game
The Dark Lord hath returned, and the king has given the princess's hand in marriage to whoever can defeat him. Finnley, the Femboy, has decided that in order to free the princess from marriage, he will defeat the Dark Lord, marry the princess, and then promptly divorce her! See? It's a kind gesture.
Use minigames to amp up your skills, like a basic slash, a healing spell, a shock spell, and [PENDING TEEHEE]. Dodge the enemy's attacks and build up your counter attack meter to turn the tables on them.
Enemies bounce, shuck, and jive on the overworld, and you can avoid them or engage with them, if you make smart moves. If you get to a high-enough level, you can defeat the enemy without engaging in combat!
Use the tel-a-feather to talk to the princess to get hints, hear her commentary on recent events, or generally annoy her. Be careful, she might have something to say back!
Find the boulder in each town. "For what purpose?" you ask. Is discovery not its own reward?
