Overview
About this game
Prepare for Cannons-Blasted Glory!
Welcome to KALE: Grakonian Campaign. A 2D arcade-style spaceship game that feels like it time-warped straight outta 1984.
KALE is a side-scrolling, neon-drenched, voice-acted sci-fi space shooter with a full-blown original story about big ugly aliens, cosmic criminals, lunar loves and one renegade pilot with a license to pew-pew.
You play as Kale Starborn, a sarcastic and cheeky anti-hero with a mysterious past, and a ship named "The Justiceblaster" (because subtlety is for Earthlings).
Your mission? Save Moon22F from the evil mega-corporation of the Grakonians—who are totally not a parody of every 80s villain conglomerate ever. Pinky promise.
💥Voice acting that's so passionate, you’ll swear it’s a radio drama in space.
💥A full original story written like your favorite B-movie sci-fi flick—campy, dramatic, and surprisingly emotional.
💥Orchestral, Country and Synthwave soundtrack that makes your heart race and your mustache grow.
💥Hand-crafted concept art that glows with radioactive charm and laser beam love.
Play KALE today! Because the future won’t save itself. But Kale Starborn might.
