Steam game

Heisen-Bro Hustler

You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory. Suddenly you start receiving orders for gym supplements. It's time to start the hustle.  This game will take you on a journey from potty jockey to the ultimate Heisen-Bro Hustler. A lighthearted tongue-in-cheek, self deprecating play on gym culture

Free February 10, 2026

By Water Curtain Cave Productions

Windows
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Heisen-Bro Hustler - Water Curtain Cave Productions. Popular. Released February 10, 2026
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Overview

About this game

Overview

You wake up in a gym bathroom stall with no memory. You have nothing but what you're wearing, a gym bag, $20, a protein drink, a mobile phone, and a flyer for a chems dealer. Suddenly you start receiving orders from gym bros for gym supplements. It's time to start the hustle. 

This game will take you on a journey from potty jockey to the ultimate ubermensch Heisen-Bro Hustler.

A light hearted, tongue-in-cheek, self deprecating play on gym bros and culture through the lens of a supps dealer, with an absolute banger of a soundtrack.

Game Play

Start with $20 in your bank and a chems supplier contact, you receive an order for a supplement from a gym bro.

Buy chems from your supplier to craft supplements ordered by gym bros to make money, raise your rep and gain XP.

With each successful order completed you gain rep and XP. Raise your rep to unlock new chems and the ability to craft new supplement products.

Raise XP to level up to unlock new features such as hiring associate bros who can sell supplements on your behalf.

Miss orders and you lose rep and XP.

Raise your rep with bros and they refer new bro to you.

There are 30 bros to unlock in the game. 

Features

Colorful and vivid gym characters that bring the idiosyncrasies of gym lifestyle and culture alive through gameplay and game character building.

Choose your game difficulty with either Chill, Cardio or Capitano Insano.

Playful and flamboyant, retro 80s style.

Fun mini games that let you unlock achievements.

Absolute banger of a soundtrack with includes over 30 light-hearted songs about gym life and culture.

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