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Floppy Dick

You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?

$1.99 March 23, 2026

By MaCoGAME

Windows
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Floppy Dick - MaCoGAME. Popular. Released March 23, 2026
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Overview

About this game

Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.

What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.

Gameplay

In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.

The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.

The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.

Game Features

  • Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing

  • Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore

  • Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises

  • Consumables that grant temporary powers

  • A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience

  • Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones

  • Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions

The Goal

Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.

Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.

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